Motorhead wants to beat up every other band in the world....

Good afternoon Rawkers. Well, most of you aren't keeping up, so maybe i should slow the pace down a bit. Maybe just a quickie this afternoon.

I'll offer a few short comments about the raunchiest, loudest (apologies to DP), most distorted band in metal, those nasty no-goodniks from England, who -- in their words -- if they moved in next door your lawn would die, those purveyors of pestilence, the mighty and misunderstood MOTORHEAD!!!! Hell yeah! Get the t-shirt people. All the cool kids own one.

These bad boys will steal the lunch money from your favorite band and push 'em into a puddle just for fun.... Lemmy makes Kevin Cronin cry. Kevin's his bitch. He pushes Kevin off the wuss cliff. And his name is Kevin, which isn't very "rawking". Nice parrot.

In my opinion, the coolest opening to ANY metal song is the rapid-fire bass pedaling Lemmy offers up to intro "Ace of Spades". His 'Rick is overdriven and totally legendary. Taken with a fifth of Jack Daniels it's been known to be a direct source of all sorts of communicable diseases. Truly a miracle of classic rock and medicine. Denitely not suited to everyone's tastes, so tread carefully. But if you have a place in your black heart for Motorhead, you've got serious metal cred. Wave the flag proudly. And lose the parrot.

Go in peace....

G.O.T.